Dave Wheatley

Sorry, people but my website is in for a, long overdue, update.

For a start, all the stuff on it was well out of date and some of it was broken.

I also need to make it work on those bloody pocket telephones we all use too much these days. I hate the things, they're rubbish for looking at websites, but everybody does it. Anyway, I think you'll find this page works on 'em without turning it sideways, because that's so difficult isn't it? (Ooh, don't get me onto people who take portrait videos. Aarrgh!)

I shall endeavor to mend the site as soon as possible. However, that could be a while. Should you really need to get in touch, I suppose there is always bloody awful BookFace: